My life as a hypocrite. Or, ‘why you can only take pictures of me when I tell you you can, so there!’, by Victoria Beckham.

Ooh, shiny. 

For VicsRub, life is like a pic ‘n’ mix. The kind without the sweets ’cause they make you fat, and the kind where one courts the photographers if one is in the mood/got sumfink to sell/is wearing a fancy frock from one’s very good pal Roberto Cavalli and the pout is suitably trouty, and doesn’t court the paps if one looks like a trout/is eating.

Oh ’cause camera-shy Victoria Beckham got the hump t’other day whilst shopping (what else?) at a mall in Century City, London’s glittering LA with two of her progeny, when a paparazzo (heaven forbid!) decided to take some pictures of the fame-whore. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, thought VicsRub. That is just. Not. On. Oh, and she was licking an ice-cream at the time, merely adding to the drama of the situation. ie. Ice-cream lickin’ ain’t a hot look.

So what happens right, la Posh calls mall security, gets ’em to chase said snap-happy miscreant ’cause they’ve obviously nothing better to do, our wee pap gets removed, and the digital shots he’s just taken of she-Becks confiscated. Spoilsport.

True story.

 

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3 comments to “My life as a hypocrite. Or, ‘why you can only take pictures of me when I tell you you can, so there!’, by Victoria Beckham.”

  1. But…if she was with her kid, you know the one with epiliepsy, then I can understand it as those flashes could trigger him off…he’s like a walking bomb.

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  2. That’s very true. The walking bomb thing. Though I suspect it was coz she was eating, and she doesn’t like the look of herself when she’s eating. Who does, really?

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  3. Arsehole. And I love those interviews she gives when there’s a new cheap perfume where the journalist has obviously been warned not to ask any questions that aren’t about smelling nice. Cunts the lot of them. Greedy for money, they are.

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