Ant and Dec: Dirty rotten scoundrels

Theft is theft

Repugnant, unoriginal and physically creepy TV presenters Ant and Dec (Ant’s the one who thinks he’s Eric Morecombe, Dec’s the one who aspires to be Ernie Wise) have tried to oil their way out of any responsibility for thieving money off their audiences (though, frankly, if your idea of a Saturday night is watching that, you get what you deserve).

In a statement following the news that they had NOT-KNOWINGLY thieved, swindled, hoodwinked, conned (pick your own personal favourite) cash out of their viewers (as Executive Producers SURELY they would have been at meetings where it was decided where that freaking money pig thing got shipped, so they would have known that no matter how many golden coins people spent on calls, the pig was going to Northern Ireland and that was an end of it?), this is what they had to say…

‘We’d no idea of these problems,’ quoth the gruesome twosome. Problems? Is that what nicking money is called these days? Are they suggesting, perchance, that they are kleptomaniacs and had no control over their actions? 

‘We are disappointed irregularities occurred.’ Irregularities? And ‘disappointed’?

Whatever happened to: ‘Hands up, we’ve been caught with our fingers in the till and we accept full responsibility and are ashamed that this has come to light’? 

Send them down, m’lord. For crimes against talent, at the very least.

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5 comments to “Ant and Dec: Dirty rotten scoundrels”

  1. EXACTLY!! Of course they’re culpable. They exec produce that fucking show for God’s sake so of course they knew what was going on. Stupid, insipid, talentless twats. And totally with you on the creepy thing. Eugh.

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  2. At last, someone’s said how shit they are. Only fucking retards like these people. Ridiculous, unfunny and embarrassing to witness.

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  3. Vile characters. Don’t know what anyone sees in them. I remember hearing them once say they wanted to get away from the ‘patronising’ attitude of shows like Blue Peter. So wonky donkey’s not patronising and raising cash for people in Africa is? Oh, OK.

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  4. It’s like Jo Wiley, saying ‘I didn’t know my programme had lies in it’ … SHE WAS MEETING THE FUCKING QUEEN, WHEN SHE WAS ‘LIVE’ ON AIR!

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  5. Ditto, ditto, ditto and ditto.

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