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Exclusive! McFly – your questions answered exclamation mark

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We asked you to pop your questions deep withinside the McFly gennelmen. The McFly gennelmen graciously obliged. Here is what said McFly gennelmen had to say on matters plural. How many times can we say McFly? McFly, McFly, McFly, McFly…. They’re quite/very potty-mouthed/freakin’ hilarious, btw. Hooray!



Have you/would you ever do anything homo? Even in a frathouse kind of way? Dennis the absolute menace
H: When we’ve been pissed in our house with mates round, our girlfriends too, and someone like Dougie gets ridiculously drunk and we strip him and tea bag him.
T: Dougie got really drunk once and we stripped him naked and drew permanent marker on his willy.

How do you cope with all those groupies? Fuck ’em or ignore ’em? Floy
Dougie: Fucking ignore ’em! Do you see what I did there?

o any of you shave down below? London Lady
Dougie: Sometimes
Danny: I clip. A number two. But when I get down to the crack it just gets too messy.
H: We’ve all got really hairy cracks. Dougie got in my bath once. He was just lying there shaving his pubes. Dougie’s very popular with the men but if they ever saw his bum they’d run a mile.
Dougie: We’ve all got really disgusting bum holes.

What’s in your pockets? nosey parker
Danny: Porn
H: Some lube
T: A phone and chewing gum
Dougie: £1.50 and three guitar picks
H: An Express Radio Cars card
Danny: A receipt and a tenner.


Have you ever had a big McFly style orgy together? Justin
Dougie: What, where we all bum each other? Yeah, twice.


Who’s your favourite member of the royal family? Betty Windsor
Danny: The Queen
Dougie: The Queen’s husband
Danny: I fancy the Queen.


What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever had to do?Apart from stripping at G-A-Y. your mum
Dougie: That wasn’t embarrassing
Danny: Tranny was quite hard, in one of our videos. It was embarrassing when a certain person walked in, who one of us had a fling with.

Has there been any accidental lip touching when sharing microphones? Jodie
T: I don’t know about accidental.
Dougie: We touched tongues once
T: You lick my face a lot on stage
Danny: Remember when you licked my bumhole? Only joking.



Have u ever fucked or kissed another guy? Ogie
T: Oh yeah!! What?
H: We’ve gone all the way.
T: Dougie and Danny have.



Please come to Israel!! We really need you :[ Israel
Danny: Oh right.
H: We’ll be there.

Do any of you have any pervy fantasies and if so, what are they? kelly & jason
Danny: Leggings. Especially leopard skin. Harry’s got some leopard skin leggings.
H: I wore them at his party.

Who’s your favourite wife of Henry VIII? If it’s me I’ll blow you. Anne Boleyn
Danny: Julie
Dougie: Anne Boleyn, did she survive?
H: Who else was there?
Danny: Catherine of Aragon!
H: Henry VIII was harsh wasn’t he?
Dougie: He was like the Snoop Dogg of his time.



You must now be the highest grossing Scottish insect of all time. How does that feel? Ander
H: Well done Ander, because that’s the funniest play-on-words of McFly I’ve heard.
T: It’s an intelligent pun. Normally it’s like…
H: ‘McFlurry’.
Danny: McBusted.



How hard, on a scale of 1-10, would you like me to hit you with this baseball bat, with 1 being bone-breaking and 10 being atomised? Chewie
H: Why would we want to be hit by a baseball bat? Does this guy really hate us?
Dougie: This is why we don’t get big-headed, because people ask us questions like this all the time
H: Yeah, I’m going to go home and they’ll say, ‘Did you have a good day?’ and I’ll go, ‘Yeah it was alright, someone wrote in and said they were going to hit me over the head with a baseball bat’. No, I’m joking. As hard as you like.
Dougie: Right on the bum cheek. 



Who are you? Bubba
Danny: Just go, ‘Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?…’


Dear McFly, what is the combined length of your boy dicks? harreh
H: Wait a sec (takes a look)…mine’s about 30 inches
Danny: Mine comes up to my belly button
H: That’s a big fat lie Danny
D: It isn’t I’ll take a picture of it tonight.

I read a while back in Popbitch that one of you gave the other a blow job in the toilets at an award ceremony. Which one of you was it? Curious
Danny: There’s always stuff like that going around. There’s pictures of me and Tom kissing on the internet but they’re lookalikes.
T: And there’s a picture of Dougie looking like he’s bumming me
Dougie: Yeah but we’re laughing!

Can you get me Fern Britten’s telephone number? dollydippit
Danny: Yes, from 118 118. Just a sec…(Phones 118 118)
118 118: Hello 118 118, can I help you?
Danny: Can I get the number for Fern Britten please?
118 118: I wish I did
Danny: We’re doing an interview and I’ve been asked to get her number, so I thought 118 might have it
118 118: I’m afraid we haven’t got Fern Britten’s number. Is there anything else we can help you with?
Danny: What do you think of McFly?
118 118: I think they’re ok. I can give you ITV’s number
Danny: Ok, thank you. Bye.


Danny and Dougie, is it true you’ve both had sex and if it is, can I have a video of it? Claire Thackray
Dougie: Yeah we made a tape, it was like the Pamela Anderson thing. We filmed it on a yacht. I started off by rubbing oil into Danny. My hand slips down and I’m like, ‘Oh, I’m sorry!’.
Danny: Yeah, it was awesome.Dougie: And we put fish bait round ourselves and jump into the sea while holding onto a rope while fish peck at us.

What’s all your shoe sizes? Jay
H: I’ll have you know mine are the biggest
Danny: Isn’t your shoe size the same as your head?
H: Same size as your dick.

Dear McFly, could you please come to Israel? If yes, when? If no, why? Israel–Adi
H: Yes, if we can get one more invite from an Israeli fan. We’ve had two so far.

If you had to be run over by a car and killed, which car would you want it to be? Nic
T: Skoda.
H: Robin Reliant. People would be like, ‘Oh, Harry died’. ‘Oh my God, that’s really sad. How did it happen? ‘He got run over by a Robin Reliant’. ‘Hahahahaha’.


Have you ever woken up and thought a particular band member looks nice today and that you’d like to chat them up/kiss them? Tahmina
H: Funny that, the other day I said, ‘You’re looking quite fit today Tom!’.
T: But not when we first wake up.

What’s the most impressive thing you can cook? Emma from Ipswich
H: Spaghetti bolognaise.
T: Roast, but not crackling.
Danny: Chicken satay stir-fry.
Dougie: Pot Noodle.



Dougie, please can you tell us what it feels like to have sex with Danny? Danny, the same for you, only with Dougie. Shelly
Dougie: It is good, he’s just not very intimate. He’s very rough. He just boshes it out. There’s no kissing afterwards
Danny: Just wait, people aren’t going to read this the way you’re saying it. You’ve got to put ‘sarcastically’.



When are you going to do concerts in Spain? Vega
Danny: After we’ve been to Israel.



When are you guys coming to North America? krazy in luv
T: After we’ve been to Israel and Spain.



Have you ever been asked out by a fan? charlie
H: I think we’ve all been proposed to a couple of times
Danny: Someone asked me to rape Dougie.



What is the gayest thing you have ever done with another man? Alex
Danny: Kissed him. Pinned him down on the bed. Harry, you’ve touched my balls.
H: Have I?
T: You tried to touch mine too.
H: If we’re in the car we always get our balls out.
Dougie: The old cock and ball.
H: You get a bit out and they have to guess which it is. But that’s not homosexual, that’s funny.
Danny: What was that picture we took?
T: I’ve got so many pictures of his balls in my computer. We all went snorkelling in the Caribbean and I’ve got this one underwater shot of Danny’s balls. You could see all the hairs on it, it looked like a sea anenome.




McFly’s new single, ‘Heart Never Lies’, is out on 22nd October. Their Greatest Hits is out on 5th November. Oooh, Bonfire Night….










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35 comments to “Exclusive! McFly – your questions answered exclamation mark”

  1. Shocking! I LOVE THEM!! Who knew! Don’t care for their music, but what fun boys! If only all pop stars were like this….

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  2. JESUS!!! How hilarious!!

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  3. Loving ’em.

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  4. I love that all the questions were basically, do you bum each other and they had to ansewr it a number of different ways.

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  5. SOOO their best interview ever. I can’t get over how funny and downright rude they are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;0)

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  6. please come to israel!

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  7. yeah McFLY come to Israel!
    u have more fans=]

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  8. please!

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  9. Aha!
    I laughed soo hard!
    Jeez if my da sees this he’ll defintly think McFlys Gay!
    I’d never hear the end of it then!

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  10. Haha gosh those guys crack me up!! Love them!


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  11. What would your perfect girls be like??

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  12. oh gosh!!!
    there were really nasty questions :D

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  13. hahahah.
    such a funny interview, i love it.

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  14. Come to Israel guys!!! you have too many fans here XDDD you don’t know what you’re talking about…

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  15. hahahahahaha
    i love them so much
    like oh wow
    this made my day
    love love love mcfly

    uhhh no no
    come to the states!!!!!!
    they have wwaaay more fans here!

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  16. Hahaha
    I can’t stop laughing XD

    Love you guys in ISRAEL =]
    You really don’t know how much,
    u have more fans then you think =]

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  17. No come to the states .
    cuz we have streaks.
    hahahah that rhymed…kinda?

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  18. Yeah whatever :) No, but really, come to the USA. It’s cool here and we love McFly!

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  19. Oh yeah and by the way, ouch that hurt that they placed the USA after Israel and Spain. OUCH OUCH Pain! :)

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  20. ROTFL!!!!!

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  21. LMAO. That was their best interview.

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  22. uhh you make me laugh, :D
    please come to israel ,
    you have so many fans in here..
    we love you – a lottttt XD
    you are AWESOME guys

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  23. come to ISRAEL lads, come on!
    we won’t bite…. at first :P

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  24. is this a valid interview? i don’t get the beginning part.
    why do you say gennelmen?

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  25. come to Israel:D

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  26. actual lol’s at all the OMG CUM 2 IZRAEL PLZ GUYZ comments on here.
    obviously, you’re irritating them.

    loooool @ all the poynterjones bumsex questions. :)

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    I thought this was their most disturbing interview ever but lol thats them n i ♥ em for it!!!! lol

    p.s. i Made a Hearts Never Lies Single t-shirt ^.^

    check it outt♥ make one too!!

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  28. please come to israel, we love you here so much and we have cookies… hahaha

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  29. MCFLY COME TO ISRAEL!!!!!!!1


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  30. i laughed sooo much ::DDDD XDXD

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  31. I think y’all (you all: a Georgian saying ; – ) should come to AMERICA! It would be so AWESOME!!!! PLEASE COME TO THE US!
    I also wanteed to ask do all of you have girlfriends and which of you don’t????? ; – )

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  32. OMG. LOL.

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  33. Not a fan but that was funny!

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  34. o god im a big mcfly fan and this totally turned me off.. please tell me they were being sarcastic!!!!

    email me at ilik3bo0ks@aim.com

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  35. come to the us manily saint paul minnesota!!!!!! plz plz plz plz plz

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