Dumbledore’s a big ole gay, says JK. Oh that rhymes.

Not before you tell me where that finger's been...

JK Rowling – a lady we j’adore – has admitted Albus Dumbledore from them Harry Potter tomes likes it up the back bottom. From male gennelmen. Hooray!

The revelation came during a Q&A sesh in New York’s Carnegie Hall.

This was the Q:

‘Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?’

This was the A:

‘My truthful answer to you… I always thought of Dumbledore as gay. Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald [a bad wizard he defeated long ago], and that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was.’

*begins countdown until some God-bothering school in the midwest throws all its Hazza P’s into a burning pyre*

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4 comments to “Dumbledore’s a big ole gay, says JK. Oh that rhymes.”

  1. I knew there was something a bit fragrant about Dumble… but you’re right about those American schools. Maybe that’s how the Malibu fires started: a pile of Harry Potters getting torched.

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  2. It’s true you know. Work of the devil, them gayers.

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  3. But he’s not the PE teacher at Hogwarts, is he?

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  4. […] So ole Dumbledore est un gay. All the hot ones are. […]

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