First, the news bit:
Hugh Jackman’s new televisual show is Viva Laughlin, a remake of the rather quite good Viva Blackpool – you know, the show ’bout a ruthless casino boss in the not-so-glittering-in-that-it’s-a-freakin’-dump Blackpool, which contained a bit o’ singing and dancing in a sort of post-ironic way…? Yeah, that one. Hugh’s versh, however, was shit. Some critic called it ‘possibly the worst show ever’. Hughie was even a producer of the show. Double gutted.
Now that’s out of the way, let’s look at Hugh in not much really:
*has a white wee*