Dolly David Beckham named ‘most masculine man’

Such tiny nipples.

Dolly Dave has been named the ‘most masculine man in the world’ in a poll by someone or other.

Over one million people voted in the survey, carried out by *checks notes* AskMen.

So if we hear this right, this man…

Tighty lily-whities 

… is the most masculine man in the world.

*peers over spectacles*

Nowt wrong with a dolly, obviously. In fact, applauding la dolliness. But c’mon. Are these people blind?

Two and three were Matt Damon and that rapper fella Timbaland respectively. Roger Federer was fourth, Justin Timberlake fifth.

 

 

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4 comments to “Dolly David Beckham named ‘most masculine man’”

  1. In whose book is this man the most masculine man in the world? Jesus. What’s the world coming to?

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  2. It’s not April Fool’s day, is it?

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  3. He looks a little like a young George Michael in that second picture

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