Dolly Dave has been named the ‘most masculine man in the world’ in a poll by someone or other.
Over one million people voted in the survey, carried out by *checks notes* AskMen.
So if we hear this right, this man…
… is the most masculine man in the world.
*peers over spectacles*
Nowt wrong with a dolly, obviously. In fact, applauding la dolliness. But c’mon. Are these people blind?
Two and three were Matt Damon and that rapper fella Timbaland respectively. Roger Federer was fourth, Justin Timberlake fifth.