How stupid do you take us for? #71248751022549874

Shazza

And we quote:

‘X Factory judge Sharon Osbourne has apologised to telly bosses for dramatically quitting the show and has begged for her job back’.

Which kinda presupposes that we actually believed she did quit the show in the first place and therefore really does have to beg for her job back.

Like, HELLO!

*calls X Factory PR; suggests something a little more convincing for next week’s column inches; gives it 110%; really nails it; switches over to Strictly Come Dancing ’cause they’re all shit this year ‘cept that nice Nicky lady; wonders whether Letitia Dean is, in fact, a pig in a wig*

 

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6 comments to “How stupid do you take us for? #71248751022549874”

  1. EXACTLY! How freaking desperate are those X Factor people? Methinks they’re panicking a bit/a lot coz everyone’s really shit this year. As you say.

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  2. You do wonder if the papers genuinely believe this or whether they’re in on it. Just a bunch o’shit. Like you say, how stoopid do they think we are?

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  3. Other things that we’re supposed to be lieve on X Factor

    1. That the judges audition people off the street: they only ‘audition’ the ones we see them ‘auditioning’ who have been hand-selected by a bunch of producer wonks first. Only the good and the very bad get through.
    2. that there’s not usually some sort of stitching up going on anyway: Leona already worked with Cowell before X Factor. Shayne was known to them before he went on.
    3. The judges are the mean ones. No, it’s the producers. The judges got rid of that weird fat girl but it was the producers who did the whole set up with Flumps music.

    The whole thing is more or less scripted. And I mean that 110%

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  4. I’m with Eric on this one…..

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  5. What about the guy during the auditions who wasn’t very good singing as himself and all the judges suggested he try auditioning in drag, which was something he had ‘never’ done before. He just happened to have super plucked eyebrows and Dame Shirley Bassey’s reportoire down pat.

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  6. Very nice site!

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