SATC personage SJP has been named WLSWA.
Roughly translated as, SJP from SATC has been voted the ‘world’s least sexy woman alive’.
But is it a matter for the police?
No, because it transpires that the people who voted her thus are none other than the readers of Maxim magazine.
Roughly translated as, the least sexy men alive.
Wanna know who came second, third, fourth AND fifth? Go on then…
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
5) Britney Spears (kinda with you on this one, actually)
Now far be it for us to criticise freedom of, er, voting, and SJP is what is known in the business as jolie laide, but least sexy woman in the world? Have you never come across this