Sarah Jessica Parker voted ‘unsexiest woman in the world’. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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SATC personage SJP has been named WLSWA.

Roughly translated as, SJP from SATC has been voted the ‘world’s least sexy woman alive’.

But is it a matter for the police?

No, because it transpires that the people who voted her thus are none other than the readers of Maxim magazine.

Roughly translated as, the least sexy men alive.

Wanna know who came second, third, fourth AND fifth? Go on then…

2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears (kinda with you on this one, actually)

Now far be it for us to criticise freedom of, er, voting, and SJP is what is known in the business as jolie laide, but least sexy woman in the world? Have you never come across this woman?

Bye.

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8 comments to “Sarah Jessica Parker voted ‘unsexiest woman in the world’. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

  1. How ridic. I personally find all of those women quite sexy, apart from Britney Spears. Rather be rogered by the late Bernhard Manning than that vile trout.

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  2. What? No Anne of Cleves?

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  3. Only twatty gay men think Madonna is sexy.

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  4. No, don’t be daft, Mouse. No gay man I know thinks Madonna is sexy. They appreciate her, but they don’t think she’s sexy. Silly Mouse.

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  5. Mmm … well, she’s NOT sexy. She’s stylish. Although I can think of a lot worse *cough* LITTLE CUNT KYLIE *cough*

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  6. Hee hee, Consuela, hee hee ;-)))

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  7. Oh look, i just got one o’ them emoticon things….! Fancy.

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  8. MADONNA
    Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy’s menopause aisle
    Why She’s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you’ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

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