And what a glittering night of entertainment it was, ladies and gennelmen…

'Excuse me, excuse me, I just need to pop to the loo while this is on...'

The occasion? The first public performance of the imp of pop’s new single ‘Two Hearts’ but with the surprise element of it being a duet with Scissor Sisters front-man, Jake Shears (you know how much the gays just LOVE Kylie!)

It all happened at a no-doubt glittering ceremony at London’s frumpsy Grosvenor Hotel where Ms. Minogue was presented with the Music Industry Trust’s 2007 Award for – and we quote someone no doubt very high up and influential – ‘her success over 20 years, staying at the top in one of the toughest professions…’ Yeah, ’cause brain surgery and digging coal are rides on a merry-go-round compared to miming to songs someone else wrote (apparently, she just gets the demos and copies the voice note for note, breath for breath; puts her name on it and hey bingo!). Oh, there’s more…

‘And for inspiring millions with her grace, dignity and humanity.’ No comment necessary.

The award was presented by (more fun) sister Dannii; the dress she wore was by Dolce & Gabbana; she rolled around atop a piano; sang a duet with Jamie Cullum then changed into a long black dress and pissed off home.

We found it here.

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4 comments to “And what a glittering night of entertainment it was, ladies and gennelmen…”

  1. but kylie’s a GENIUS – everyone knows that!

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  2. swap that word ‘genius’ with ‘cunt’ and you’re on track with that one….

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  3. oh kylie is a genius of course. and she is a victim /survivor and all. many times over. surely that is a sign of greatness. oh err…

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  4. Look at the state of her (again)…

    Are there any gays left that are even bothered by her? I thought she’d lost the remaining elements of her gay fanbase with her new single.

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