It’s Kate McCann and that woman off the Cillit Bang advert! Hooray! Or, that woman of the Cillit Bang advert and Kate McCann! Ditto! Spooksy, innit, and therefore apt seeing as it’s Hallowe’en.
If you need more evidence, you can go here and watch the whole advert on the interdolly, or just tune in to Loose Trouts of a lunch hour over on ITV the First and stick around during the ad break, during which you’ll also be flogged dirty pleather sofas and shoes that only Britney Spears would wear and deep fried goods that look like scabs from Iceland as championed by the biggest deep fried lump of ’em all, Kerry ‘Big posh prawns? Not when they’ve been touched by your dirty sausage fingers!’ Katona.