No. Really. Michelle Pfeiffer says so:
‘It’s a great idea and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy, she would be good.
‘I would love to play the school principal. She is fun and has some great put-down lines. I think I would like the part now that I have been asked.’
*has a wet wee*
ps. It’s a remake of the first one. Natch. ‘Cause the second one was bollocks. Michelle Pfeiffer says so:
‘I hated that film with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was.’
Let’s look at the evidence: