Why Heather Mills McCartney is right on the money!

Lady Ms Macca

Oh, it’s easy to laugh. Especially when Lady Macca’s GMTV performance went waaaaay off the end of the pier rant-wise (and what was with the cuttings book?) But can we really find fault with anything she had to say…? Erm, not really…

For a start, can there be any doubt the press have it in for her, as they always have for Beatles wives? When she said no one liked Linda until she died… she was RIGHT.

When she said that she only does press to promote her landmine and anti-fur charities… she was RIGHT.

When she said that for helping get hundreds of miles of mines cleared she gets abuse while other people get lauded for a two-minute record… she was RIGHT. (Listen, what has someone like Kylie ever done for anyone who wasn’t Kylie? And yet she can’t put an expensively shod, freakishly small trotter wrong)

When she said that people openly make jokes about her being disabled… she was RIGHT. Where were the Kylie cancer jokes?

When she said that the figures bandied about for her divorce claim are made up… she was RIGHT. If someone did know how much she was after, why are all the sums mentioned different?

She didn’t compare herself to Kate McCann, she just said that the way she is being vilified was the same as the way Kate McCann is being vilified… and she was RIGHT. (Do you like the tabloid nature of this piece by the way?)

Anyways, not to bore you, far from being insane as all the tabliods would have it this morning (she said they would… and she was RIGHT), we think Heather Mills McCartney – who we have a whole lot of time for and who cares if she got her tits out for cash in the past: honey, who hasn’t? – is on the money.

And no, that’s not a reference to the fucking millions we hope she squeezes from that Beatle.

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30 comments to “Why Heather Mills McCartney is right on the money!”

  1. Hear fucking hear!!!!

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  2. Exactly! Why the fuck is Paul McCartney infallible anyway? Because he’s sold a few records? And veryery good point re. Kylie…. The tabloids just play to the stupidity of the general public, who mistake selling records with being nice. Give me Heather over that cunt Paul any day.

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  3. FOR FUCKS SAKE! Stop dragging Kylie into e-v-e-r-y fucking post. It’s beyond tedious. Jesus – this coming from the cunt(s) who *still* get excited over Madonna and LIza-fucking-Minelli.

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  4. You spelt Minnelli wrong. And I thought it was a good point about who the press decide are ‘good’ and ‘bad’ regardless of their contribution. Kylie is the current saint.

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  5. She’s not a ‘saint’ in anyone’s eyes – just a decent fucking human being who’s shown dignity in the face of a very serious illness. Christ, of the five people actually reading this website, there’s some serious fuckwits.

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  6. Mouse, are you Kylie Minogue? Calm down dear.

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  7. Oh Mouse, be serious. Kylie is a self-serving talentless amoeba, who merely gets someone else to put a voice that pertains to be her own on some records every few years and gets undeserved adulation as a result. What has she ever done for anyone? No really, what? That’s your homework for tonight, to come up with a list of what she’s ever. done. for. anyone.

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  8. re. the Liza and Madonna comment, Mouse – the difference between these ladies and Kylie is that in some vicissitude the latter two have talent and recognised as such – they’re not just robots, dead from the ankles up.
    On a slight Minogue segue, at least Dannii’s a laugh.

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  9. Madonna is that you? Simmer down and have another dose of HRT. PS: You’re an irrelevant, soul-sucking, humourless CUNT.

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  10. That’s my mother you’re talking about, how dare you! She’s human too, you know. Albeit with a £350million fortune, so at least I get to go to nice schools away from ignorant fools like you.
    ps. I’ll give you the humourless one.

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  11. Oi, this fucking post is supposed to fucking be about me!!!!!!!!!
    Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    It hurts.

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  12. After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you’ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

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  13. Oh, I like that one, AnnieChristian. Well put. Totally agree with her sell-out transformations of recent years. She’s certainly not what she once was, and is bordering on the hypocritical. Scrap the ‘bordering’ bit. But she is a vanguard (with a little help of her purse strings, naturally), and no-one can dispute the fact that anything Madonna does, Kylie will soon do but with the charisma and sexual tension of a toad.

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  14. I like toads.

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  15. I never really get the ‘facing serious illness with dignity’ thing. Poor love and everything, but what was the other option? What did she do that was dignified? And what could she have done that would have been undignified?

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  16. *rips up subscription to mememe and throws laptop in the Thames*

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  17. Dignity – as in being a (huge) celeb and just getting on with it. No public wailing/theatrics/tell-alls. If it had been Madonna she’d have released at least 2 albums worth of shitty ‘survivor’ themed bollocks.

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  18. OK, I just asked… Blige.

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  19. Don’t you remember the stroking poorly children in hospitals pictures, AnnieChristian? I’d much prefer wailing in the street to that sort of disingenuous posturing….. KYLIE’S A CUNT!!!!!!
    So there.

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  20. Why, Phil McCracken? What’s wrong exactly with what was said up there? Can’t really disagree with any of what they said, in all honesty. And take a straw-poll now, and most smart people who aren’t manipulated by the Daily Mail and friends would probably agree.

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  21. ps. What the fuck is that White Diamonds thing, then? Apart from a load of bollocks. It’s a tell-all, without actually telling anything. Not a patch on Truth or Dare which was, by comparison, genius.

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  22. White Diamonds is a masterpiece.

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  23. And have you seen White Diamond? Er, no. If you had you’d know there’s nothing in it so gratuitous/explotative/repulsive as Madonna lolling about on her mother’s grave. Disingenuous? You haven’t got a fucking clue!

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  24. It’s all true, Annie – you win. Take me to my prison cell…. ;-(
    ps. Er, I was at the premiere of White Diamonds, actually (I know people), and it was truly, shockingly, makes-you-want-to-kill-someone awful. And whilst I’m at it, I don’t mind gratuitous exploitation, so long as the results are entertaining.

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  25. Oh, Kylie’s alright. It’s just the way the media have made a saint of her that sticks in your throat. They’re building her up real high. Wait till they push her off: it’s a long way dooooooooooooooooooooown.

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  26. Er, like I said, this post is supposed to be about me FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
    Jesus fucking christ, what does anyone have to do round here to get some attention – marry a Beatle?

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  27. No honey, back to me, back to me….

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  28. Well none of you is as good as Sinita, so there.

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  29. I agree with all you said there, Ms me-me-me.tv ; I watched GMTV (was late for work as a result!), and later that day saw all the headlines and articles in the papers which completely pieced together Heather’s words and made it sound like she is insane.
    It’s sad for US really. We do not choose to read these papers but what are the alternatives? Well, free ones anyway.

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  30. Very true, Serious Mode, very true. I blame Rupert Murdoch. Naturally. He’s not such a nice man.

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