Karen Krizanovich: An American Bitch in London

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Hey, happy day-after-Guy-Fawkes! Are the British the only people to celebrate terrorism with its own day? ‘Guy didn’t blow up Parliament but let’s shoot off fireworks and pretend that HE DID!’ Sheesh. You don’t see my people flying airplanes into buildings to celebrate 9/11…

But I digress… With divorce rates sky high (which makes you question why gay folks still want to get married! Okaaaaaayyyyy!), you know there has to be a market for divorce partays!…

I know I shall have one someday simply because the wedding reception was so much fun (just like your own funeral: all your family and friends are there and you’re alive and wearing a special frock!)

So for those who wish to commemorate a divorce – say of their lover, or their parents or even Britney (Kylie, do catch up!) – have a lookee here. Not only are they beautiful and calorific, but, well, a picture may say a thousand words but a DIVORCE CAKE sort of says it all.

Both models come in die-you-bastard double-layer chocolate layer cake or missing-you-with-every-bullet-so-far Victoria sponge. Personally, I like the shotgun one, as long as it is side-by-side. Only pikies use an under-and-over darling!

Spoil my diet!
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3 comments to “Karen Krizanovich: An American Bitch in London”

  1. Wish I’d known about these cakes earlier….

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  2. I can’t wait for my first divorce party. Bound to be sooo much more fun than the preceding wedding one. Naturally.

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  3. Do people bring their fucking children to divorce parties or is it just to weddings so they can suck any remaining attention from the happy couple: ‘You think it’s all about you. Well, everyone’s actually looking at my child screaming his head off’

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