Paris’s new smelly is ‘a flirty, fun, fascinating fragrance’. We’ll be the judge of that.

la Hilt

Paris Hilton of fame fame is launching her fifth (FIVE?!) smelly, like, now or something. It’s called Can Can. Some inneresting facts you may like to make a note of:

– As mentioned, it’s a ‘flirty, fun, fascinating fragrance’. Oh good. Much like the woman herself. They used alliteration there, innit.

– £500million is being put behind the launch of the smelly. Oh no sorry, £500,000.

– This is what Paris Hilton said on the matter: ‘I love fragrances.’

– This is something else Paris Hilton had to say on the matter: ‘As women, I think it’s great to smell nice.’

– In the promo, Paris Hilton wears a frilly dress and fishnet tights. *throws up in mouth*

Now let’s look at a behind the scenes video of something to do with the launch of Paris Hilton’s new smelly. Oh okay then…

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2 comments to “Paris’s new smelly is ‘a flirty, fun, fascinating fragrance’. We’ll be the judge of that.”

  1. When will it stop? I thought everyone hated her now and still it keeps on coming…

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  2. I hate this coy shit when she is a big old fucking whore. ‘Flirty’? When did she last flirt? So dishonest it makes me heave

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