We were semi-impressed (get it? semi? cue Beavis and Butthead sniggering) by the business end of a player for Manchester City (apparently it’s a football team not disimilar to Manchester United only they tend to wear more blue tones).
His name is Stephen Ireland and he dropped his shorts on scoring a goal last night (that’s our kind of a celebration)!
The Football Association is said to be very displeased despite the fact that he had a little Superman motif on the side and a fairly sizeable bulge up front. We at me-me-me salute him.