Look at these cute fluffy toys, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen. They’re oh-so-nice cuddly toy versions of all your favourite venereals including, in no particular order, chlamydia, herpes, gonorrhea and the pox.
Oh but that’s not all – you can also get other friendly microbes, like common or garden critters (that’ll be your dust mites and your fleas and company) and them lovely alimentaries (E. coli and salmonella. Yum) as well as fancy tropical ones (malaria? Mmm, yes please) and the oft overlooked menageries (you know, rabies and the mange). They are, in fact, the gifts that keep on giving, and perfect for children’s parties.
If you like what you see, you can go here and buy one or more.