I’m a Celebrity… business – the rumoured line-up. OooooOOOOooooooh.

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‘Tis the following:

– Gemma Atkinson (ex-Hollyoaks and bra flogger)

– Richard and Fred Fairbrass (Right Said Fred)

– Anna Ryder Richardson (leathery ole interior ‘designer’)

Janice Dickinson (freakin’ CHEEEEEEEEEENIUS!)

– Rodney March (us either. Football, ‘parently. And also ‘parently, it’s Rodney Marsh with an ‘s’ not a ‘c’ *makes a note of that*)

– Lynne Franks (PR guru and inspiration for Eddie off-of Ab Fab)

– Cerys Matthews (Catatonia. Keep up!)

– Jason ‘J’ Brown (no friggin’ idea. Oh, someone just shouted ‘From Five! And not the telly channel, the lame boy band!’)

– Marc Bannerman (one of the Di Marco brothers formerly off-of Stenders)

– Cristopher Biggins (screechy old queen)

– Koo Stark (for real? Yey!)

– Katie Hopkins (off-of The Apprentice)

– Malcolm McLaren (former Sex Pistols manager. Fancy)

– John Burton Race (who can say?)

The end.

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4 comments to “I’m a Celebrity… business – the rumoured line-up. OooooOOOOooooooh.”

  1. Oh PLEASE let Janice Dickinson be in it!!!!! Genius in the extreme, indeed.

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  2. Janice Dickinson will no doubt have it written into her contract that she was ‘the first supermodel’ even though she blatantly never was, the fucking lop-sided face cunt.

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  3. haha, that’s so true, Consuela!!

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