Look at Chelsy formerly off-of Prince Harry and Letitia Dean off-of Strictly Cometh Dancin’ and Miss Piggy off-of j’adore and Kate ‘who gives this woman work?’ Thornton. Otherwise known as pigs in a wig plural. It’s pigs, it’s madness, it’s piggy madness!
The end.
So rude, but SO true.
hahahaha, funny.
I bet you’re bloody ugly then if you’ve got nothing better to do than slag people off.
No, they’re just ugly Steph … stating the truth is not bitchy.
HAAA HAAAA! Still funny. WITH Consuela, absolutely. That Chelsy character, especially. She has the sort of face that needs a punch.
[...] So we’re neither a) surprised by this nor b) unsurprised by this. Or something. Because a) he is in the army so it’d be rather a sorry state of affairs if he was lumpen and b) he needs to dump that pig-in-a-wig he goes out with ’cause she is what is known in the business of show as a trout. [...]