Is Matt Damon the sexiest man alive?

But would you bum him?

No.

But these people seem to think so. These people being, well, People magoizeen, who have only gone and done one o’ them Sexiest Blokes On t’Planet poll things.

*pops cynical bonnet on*

Oh but now see, what’s happened is, people like us have had our ears pricked and we’re all going off on one saying things like, ‘But of course he ain’t the sexiest bloke alive, silly, it’s palpably Daniel Craig or Clive Owen or Hugh Jackman or that bloke who hangs around the showers down the YMCA most mornings,’ therefore fulfilling the purpose of such polls in the process ie. press coverage. And c) and d).

Still bum him, though.

True story.

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9 comments to “Is Matt Damon the sexiest man alive?”

  1. Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman and Clive Owen are all much of a muchness, aren’t they? You obviously go for the heavier, older, rougher gentleman. Surprised you don’t like Matt: he’s of that ilk.

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  2. Oh melikes those gentlemen you mentioned. The rough types. Matt’s sexy, just not THAT sexy.

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  3. Matt’s just not as handsome as Hugh and Clive and co. There is definitely a theme, though, to who the people on here fancy. Can’t say I mind in the slightest.

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  4. Matt Damon gets better looking every year and he also is in better shape than he has eber been before!

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  5. where’s gerrard butler on that list?

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  6. No,but I like his films.

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  7. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed but sexiest man alive??? I don’t think so.

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  8. Sexiest man alive? Scott Maslen off-of-The-Bill-and-now-EastEnders. Yum.

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  9. Ooh yes, Pilar, sexy. Though I’d prefer a nice Clive Owen meself.

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