Mais pourquoi? It’s a promo thing for them there Aussiebum people – you know, purveyors of small tight things to mostly homosexuals but also the odd brave non-‘mo – and in this thrilling episode, crotch-watchers, they’re mostly attempting to create the biggest pair of pants in the world. Ever. In Sydney. There’s even a video of them doing it and EVERYTHING. But they’ll never be big enough for this person to fit withinside…
It’s Rik Waller, ladies ‘n’ gennelmen, formerly off-of Pop Idol and now of no recognisable purpose what. So. Ever. Ooh though fun fact, pop-pickers – ‘parently, Rik is now engaged or married or something to one of only ten audience members who turned up to one of his gigs.
She’s called Bliss and she’s a pagan and she’s insisted on his giving up his ‘music’ and she looks like this:
Here’s a supporting quote, from the lumpen mouth of Rik-no-‘c’ Waller his very lumpen self:
‘I’m tired of singing and I can’t rely on it for 100% of my income. I’ve got two people to think about now and talent doesn’t always pay the bills.’