Karen Krizanovich: An American Bitch in London

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His Victoria Sponge also contained a file…

It isn’t enough that the ubertalented underfed chantoosie Amy Winehouse allegedly called her luvvly audience ‘monkey cunts’ as they booed her alleged appearance the other day in Birmingham. (Americans note: say Bur-ming-um, not like the Alabama one.)

The scrawny lil soul singer went to see her sugar daddy in prison and the prison dicks¬†had the nerve to check her beehive for drugs. Well, clutch the pearls, I’ve got the vapours! Is that a violation or what? Has anyone ever had their hairpieces searched by a brawny man before? (If so, let us know.)

Seems that her betrothed Blake Fielder-Civil, cooling his jets in the slammer at Pentonville, needs to be drug free and, well, you know, love is a many syringed thing. So even if his missus had to have her barnet tested, her blood just came into the prison all la-de-da – no test there! Now how fair is that?

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