And now you can (even if it is on a tiny little screen thing in the middle of your computer) as the trailer to the muchly awaited (well, in this room at any rate) The Other Boleyn Girl has been released.
A story of sex and embroidery, Kings and Queens, beheadings and Kerry Katona-style buffets, it stars Eric Bana as King Henry VIII (much better than Jonathan Dolly-Meyers, who’s about three feet six in his stockinged feet), Natalie Portman channelling Cheryl off-of Girls Aloud as Anne Boleyn, Scarlett Johansson as her sister Mary and Dame Kristen of Scott-Thomas as their mum.
The book was cheeeeenius and the film looks cracking. See the trailer here.
And oh look, his top’s magically slipped off…! Sick.