Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, the pocket-size actor who is currently playing King Henry VIII in The Tudors (oh, there’s the poster – and can we just say what a disappointment it’s turned out to be), was arrested at Dublin airport for being drunk and abusive (they may have mistaken him for Prince Harry in that case).
Apparently, Small Fry had had a couple too many and when one of the lady stewardesses pointed out that he was a-steamin’ and therefore in no fit state to enjoy the luxuries of Ryanair (we’re free-associating here), he took umbridge. And lots of it…
He’s been charged with being drunk and breaching the peace (and someone noticed even though he was waaaaay down there on the ground like a sexy little ant) and will be getting all dressed up for court in Dublin sometime next month. Oh, that’s nice, just before Christmas.
Oh, and did we say, we once saw him at glittering London lesbian club Bowery Dandy looking quite hot in a singlet (we had a magnifying glass).