Not to be confused with No. 5…

Ooh, the smell of it

Eau de parfum? Do you think Big Brother drama queen Chanelle can even say that?

Well, whether she can say it or not, she is launching a range of the stuff – called Mwah… – on an all-too-suspecting world, joining the ranks of Jade Goody and Ronan Keating as shit-sleb-purveyor-of-fragrance.

Can we just ask, ‘Whatever next?’ Eau de Prawn Ring by Coleen Nolan?

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4 comments to “Not to be confused with No. 5…”

  1. I’d rather spray myself with shit than wear this ol’ cunts fragrance

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  2. Well said TM. It’d smell of old chlamydia and crab lotion

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  3. DeeLee- you have obviously had a spray of it, because that is exactly what it smells of, with JUST a hint of crazy.

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  4. A very strange girl, that one.

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