And for her next trick, Sienna Miller will be in the new GI Joe moving picture exclamation mark

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Sienna Miller’s signed up to the new GI Joe fimic device. Yey!

Sienna will be playing the film’s female lead, described and-we-quote as ‘a raven-haired baroness and sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage’.

We’ll be the judge of that.

Stephen Sommers – of The Mummy franchise fame – will be popping his directing bonnet on, ooh, around next February time with a release pencilled in for August-ish.

What’s it all about, Alfie? Well, ’tis based on the Haribo Hasbro toys and comics and stuff, and there’ll be a whole load of business going on down the Brussels-based GI JOE, which = an acronym for the Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity. Oh good. And basically, yeah, there’ll be this co-ed force of goodies using fancy equipment and stuff to battle it out with Cobra, an E-VIL organisation headed by a Scottish arms dealer. What, this person…?

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