Madonna cancels Christmas. :-(

Baaa humbug.

OGL has cancelled Christmas.

*slits wrists*

Oh but just for her kids.

*pops Bic razor back in the drawer*

It’s the kind of story to bring a tear to the eye, but Madonna slash Our Glorious Leader slash M slash Madge slash slash slash has banned Santymas in her household.

Mr Madge went and told this shocking tale of woe whilst attending the premier of Fred Claus – you know, a Christmas-related film – in London’s glittering London last night.

Oh.

These are the words that came out of Guy Ritchie’s real life mouth:

‘We cancelled Christmas two years ago in our household. Once we cancelled it we stopped all the presents, and once we stopped all the presents we started enjoying ourselves more.’

*tears up dolly invite to Madonna’s house on the 25th*

We’re assuming it’s a Kabbalah-related thing. They don’t do Christmas, they don’t. ‘Cause they don’t believe the Baby Jesus is the son of God.

But Christmas is about Santa, silly! Who’s Jesus?

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7 comments to “Madonna cancels Christmas. :-(”

  1. She definitely needs a Christmas present from her hairdresser and what’s with the wonky eye?

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  2. ‘Our glorious leader’?! – NOT IN MY FUCKING NAME.

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  3. What a miserable, sanctimonious cunt Madonna is.

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  4. To be fair, if YOUR mum was worth £200million it would be like Christmas every fucking day.

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  5. with a bit of luck she’ll cancel her next shitty album as well

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  6. Crikey, up until 11 seconds ago I hated the Madonna, but after she has cancelled Crimble, she is like my new best friend or something.

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  7. Hi Snuff, I’m guessing you’re a Kylie fan. Nevermind.

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