OGL has cancelled Christmas.
Oh but just for her kids.
*pops Bic razor back in the drawer*
It’s the kind of story to bring a tear to the eye, but Madonna slash Our Glorious Leader slash M slash Madge slash slash slash has banned Santymas in her household.
Mr Madge went and told this shocking tale of woe whilst attending the premier of Fred Claus – you know, a Christmas-related film – in London’s glittering London last night.
These are the words that came out of Guy Ritchie’s real life mouth:
‘We cancelled Christmas two years ago in our household. Once we cancelled it we stopped all the presents, and once we stopped all the presents we started enjoying ourselves more.’
*tears up dolly invite to Madonna’s house on the 25th*
We’re assuming it’s a Kabbalah-related thing. They don’t do Christmas, they don’t. ‘Cause they don’t believe the Baby Jesus is the son of God.
But Christmas is about Santa, silly! Who’s Jesus?