Lourdes off-of Madonna’s womb is set for movie stardom, ‘parently.
Word on the street slash The Sun newspaper has it that Lourdes – 11 and counting – has been offered a role in the next Harry Potter moving picture.
And OGL is, like, seriously considering it.
‘Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame,’ someone who knows someone who knows someone else tells said purveyor of news and other general nonsense. ‘After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing.
‘An executive at Warners wanted to cast Lola in the last Potter film and has renewed his interest for the next movie. Lola would love to do it – she is a huge fan.’
Also ‘parently, Lola’s been approached to appear in another Warner Bros filmic device, this time a Bugsy Malone-esque musical.
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