Is Madonna a pushy showbiz mummy? Who can say.

Don't make me do it, Mummy!

Lourdes off-of Madonna’s womb is set for movie stardom, ‘parently.

Word on the street slash The Sun newspaper has it that Lourdes – 11 and counting – has been offered a role in the next Harry Potter moving picture.

And OGL is, like, seriously considering it.

‘Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame,’ someone who knows someone who knows someone else┬átells said purveyor of news and other general nonsense. ‘After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing.

‘An executive at Warners wanted to cast Lola in the last Potter film and has renewed his interest for the next movie. Lola would love to do it – she is a huge fan.’

Also ‘parently, Lola’s been approached to appear in another Warner Bros filmic device, this time a Bugsy Malone-esque musical.

*la la laaaaaa; la laaaa laaaaaaaaa*

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6 comments to “Is Madonna a pushy showbiz mummy? Who can say.”

  1. Who are all these strange people adding comments that are links to this here story? Me no likey.

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  2. Oh, they’ve gone! They must’ve listened to your wise mots….
    See how I used ‘mots’ there? It’s because I is French.
    Anyway, Pilar, can I just say I love your name! You remind me of a young Antonio Banderas.

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  3. Lets just hope that she hasn’t inherited her mothers ‘acting ability’. This news is a nightmare slash delightful, and is the only thing that will get me to sit through a Harry Potter film, cos lets face it- Harry Potter is a load of old cunt.

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  4. It’s true what you say. And all indistinguishable from each other.

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  5. Bugsy Malone is one of my favourite films. The thought of a sequel is fantastic, but what’s the betting it all goes a bit High School Musical.

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  6. Hey Frenchie, I’m glad you like my name. I like yours. And I like to French kiss. Are you anything like Catherine Zeta Jones off-of Zorro fame?

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