So, can Johnny Depp sing, what with him starring in a movie musical any minute now and everything?

Get your hair cut!

As the Fag Hag (coming back soon!) once said – and we paraphrase – Tim Burton’s idea of making a movie is to dye everyone’s hair black, bung on a load of eyeliner and roll the cameras. Oh, and make sure there’s a part for Johnny Depp and Helena Bottom-Carter. Who’s his wife-next-door. Helen, not Johnny. Not so far as we know, anyway.

Anyway, for his next movie – an adaptation of Stephen ‘gay, and we’ve heard about that basement’ Sondheim’s cheeenius Sweeney Todd – there are black hairs and black eyeliners a-plenty and certainly no skimping on the Johnny Depp and Bottom Carters. But can Johnny actually, you know, SING!

You decide, but we reckon it’s a resounding…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

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One comment to “So, can Johnny Depp sing, what with him starring in a movie musical any minute now and everything?”

  1. Yup, can’t sing. But hey-ho.

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