Mad-as-a-box-of-hair Grace Jones is making a comeback! In musical form!
*has a wet wee*
*has a white wee*
Gracie is to release her first album in almost two decades, ‘parently. Her last studio release was in 1989, and this time round the record’s called Corporate Cannibal and there are cameos from Brian Eno and Tricky and EVERYTHING. It’s been put together with the help of her on/off lover, English aristo Ivor Guest.
‘It has been touted to at least one label and is meant to be a remarkable record,’ someone who knows someone who knows someone else told The Independent.
*makes a note of that*
ps. Grace is 59 now. Fuckaroo.
pps. Can we just marvel at the following picture, for like the 7248294192959239857th time…