Russell and Daniel sitting in a tree, w-a-n-k-i-n-g

The filth!

Did anyone see Russell Brand perving over Daniel Craig on Jonathan Ross on Friday? Honestly!

‘I tell you what’s been challenged recently, and that’s my own heterosexuality,’ quoth he. ‘Sitting there next to Daniel Craig. He got summink, innee? He emits summink. He’s so bloody swarthy.’

Jonathan Ross – who’d been a bit fruity with Daniel himself – then warned Mr. Craig in the Green Room not to touch any of the cushions in there as Brand had been rubbing himself up against them like a naughty puppy…

Russell went on to say that if he had only a day to live he’d be out chatting up Daniel Craig. Jonathan added, ‘Trying to get him to give you a hand job…’

But – hey – why don’t you see it for yourself. Over the jump…

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4 comments to “Russell and Daniel sitting in a tree, w-a-n-k-i-n-g”

  1. Having Russell June Brown Brand fantasising over Daniel Man Candy Craig made my Friday night in-the-doors worthwhile. La Craig was wearing a nice grey suit. He was swish.

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  2. I fancy Daniel. But only on film. Saw him in the flesh once, and was most disappointed.

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  3. Oh, don’t break me in half, Consuela, please.

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  4. He looked really sweaty, and boggle eyed. A fit body, but a lot skinnier than you might have thought.

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