Is this the reason Daniel Craig is not our boyfriend?

Noooooooooooooooooo!

Looking like a cross between Lady Penelope off-of Thunderbirds and Fanny Craddock, this, Daniel Craig watchers, is the reason Daniel Craig will not answer our calls.

True, it could be an unflattering photo/dress/make-up (and a bloody bra wouldn’t go amiss when your boobs are so far down), but we still don’t, you know, get it.

Let’s console ourselves with a picture of Danny naked in a bath.

Room for a little one?
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4 comments to “Is this the reason Daniel Craig is not our boyfriend?”

  1. She looks like the late Duchess of Windsor. And not in a good way.

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  2. So long as she’s happy to look away whilst we’re bumming, I’m content.

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  3. Oh, don’t be so horrible. She’s probably a very nice lady.

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  4. She may be nice, but she should learn to BLEND the eye makeup… and any excuse to see her beau in a bath should be encouraged. I hope she shows up driving a clown car with one tiny wheel…

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