Not content with regaling us with a single, an album, a tour, a comeback tour, a film of the comeback tour, a perfume, a collection of her ropey old hot pants at the V&A, another perfume with the word ‘sweet’ included in the title and now some homeware (yes, you’ll be able to buy Kylie pots and pans), Ms Minogue Sr. is now ready to spoil you with a… tour. Yes! Another one! *drops off. Has to be revived with smelling salts, Cranford-style*
‘I am putting together a show that is going to be a new and exciting experience for both the audience and myself,’ quoth she. ‘We’ll be the judge of that,’ quoth we in return.
‘After two celebratory tours, X…’ – that’s what she’s calling it, kids – ‘will be a look to the future.’ Who said ‘greedy for money’ at the back?
The tour dates are after the jump…
Oh, we couldn’t be bothered to type them. Suffice to say it starts off in Belfast on 26th June next year (they always start in Northern Ireland assuming them Ulster folks have lower standards) and ends up on London, England a month later.
How very excitement!