Oh, look, the director of Donnie Darko has got a new film with Sarah Michelle Gellar as a porn star and this heavily tattooed gennelman brandishing his weapon.

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Name of movie: Southland Tales

Stars of movie: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Timberlake, Miranda Richardson and him, tattooed fella, can’t remember his name.

Subject of movie: Well, the tagline is ‘Have a nice apocalypse’, so you decide.

Release date of movie: Next week in London’s glittering, erm, London.

Best line: ‘Deep down inside, everyone wishes they were a porn star.’

Best bit about movie: Sarah Michelle Gellar plays that lucky lady porn star and has recorded a song called ‘Teen Horniness is Not a Crime.’ No indeed! Hear it after the jump… 
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3 comments to “Oh, look, the director of Donnie Darko has got a new film with Sarah Michelle Gellar as a porn star and this heavily tattooed gennelman brandishing his weapon.”

  1. I love THE ROCK!!! He divides his plate into the shape of a Mercedes Benz emblem – one for protein, one for carbs and one for veg. Who wouldn’t love that?

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  2. It’s not The Rock, I don’t think. Or maybe it is.

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  3. I’ve seen this. It has LOADS and LOADS of cameos in it … it’s hard to keep up.

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