While in the Sudan you can’t even call your teddy bear what you want, in the USA you can recreate the Virgin Miss M as a Hooters waitress and replace the Baby Gee with spicy chicken legs!

Where's our beer, bitch?

While that poor Liverpool teacher with hair like Brillo and some dodgy pictures of her riding a camel is facing 40 lashes in Sudan for allowing her class to name their teddy bear Mohammed (it’s like the Spanish Inquisition over there, for real!), in Hollywood this reconstruction of the stable scene in that holiest of all stories has brought about no arrests, no public floggings and, as far as we know, has failed to dent the dignity of the prophet, one Mr. Jesus Christ Our Lord. 

We know where we’d rather be. And you can get cocktails in Hollywood!

It’s all part of an exhition at the WOW gallery (nothing to do with one of Kate Bush’s finest moments, all to do with production house, World of Wonder – get it, it spells WOW), curated by Lenora Claire. The rest of the pics are breast-related Christmas messages with a lot of Merry Titmas-type slogans.

Asked what children would think about the Baby Gee being replaced by spicy chicken legs in the above picture, Lenora had this to say. ‘Chicken legs are not only delicious but they are tangible.’

And there’s no arguing with that. Unless, of course, you don’t like chicken legs.

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4 comments to “While in the Sudan you can’t even call your teddy bear what you want, in the USA you can recreate the Virgin Miss M as a Hooters waitress and replace the Baby Gee with spicy chicken legs!”

  1. Oh, I feel sorry for that retarded scouser. Mind you, go somewhere like that and guess what’s going to happen. They’re all mad. Mad I tell you. Mad!

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  2. They’re all very happy to see those chicken drumsticks, aren’t they?

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  3. I think the VM looks pretty fierce in that Hooters T!

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  4. That’s fucking hilarious!!! Laughed me tits off.
    BTW – my dog’s called Jesus, and he doesn’t seem to mind.

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