I’m A Celebrity…-ness: VOTE JANICE VOTE JANICE VOTE JANICE VOTE JANICE VOTE JANICE VOTE JANICE (and if you don’t want to, at least vote for J)
These are the reasons why you must vote for Janice Dickinson in the show they call I’m A Celebrity dot-dot-dot, not that we want to sway you in any way:
- She literally (ish) has jumped off a cliff with a bungee tied to the back of her head, and looks fabulous with it.
- We adore her, she adores us, she adores the gays, etcetera etcetera.
- We interviewed her, this is what she said. Then afterwards, we went out and got pissed and she scared middle-aged, middle-class trouts with tales of big black dildos. Hooray!
- She calls all her gay pals ‘Bottom’. And of course not in a derogatory way - in a fun ‘n’ endearing way!
- She’s kind to animals and trees. And does sooooo much for HIV/Aids charideeees. *gets a warm, fuzzy feeling deep withinside*
- Christopher Biggins is a vile pig and if you fall for that adorable queen act, then, well, you know…:-(
- She’s more of a gay man than Biggins will ever be.
- And c) and d)
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Go Janice go!!!!!!!!
I’ve been a-routing for Janice from day one…. *presses redial*
Love you Janice!
ps. Can J please show us his cock now! Enough with the reticence already…
go janice, go janice, go janice, go janice, go janice, go janice, go janice
God hopefully Biggins will get eaten before he gets out of there. Mind you, what animal is big enough to eat that fatty?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….the fake supermodel lost!