These are the reasons why you must vote for Janice Dickinson in the show they call I’m A Celebrity dot-dot-dot, not that we want to sway you in any way:
– She literally (ish) has jumped off a cliff with a bungee tied to the back of her head, and looks fabulous with it.
– We adore her, she adores us, she adores the gays, etcetera etcetera.
– We interviewed her, this is what she said. Then afterwards, we went out and got pissed and she scared middle-aged, middle-class trouts with tales of big black dildos. Hooray!
– She calls all her gay pals ‘Bottom’. And of course not in a derogatory way – in a fun ‘n’ endearing way!
– She’s kind to animals and trees. And does sooooo much for HIV/Aids charideeees. *gets a warm, fuzzy feeling deep withinside*
– Christopher Biggins is a vile pig and if you fall for that adorable queen act, then, well, you know…:-(
– She’s more of a gay man than Biggins will ever be.
– And c) and d)