Can anyone tell us the point of Lily Allen if she’s not going to be a little fatty in bad clothes? Exactly!
Here she is on the cover of the new GQ (that’s not Gay Quarterly, apparently), looking the same as everyone else and saying the same things inside, namely how losing weight has changed her whole outlook on life and made her marvel at the wonder of life and the newness of giving (or some such bollocks).
Sharpen up, lady. You just got rid of your USP.