‘I spent decades starving myself to stay thin!’ says Aretha between KFC Family Buckets

Seventeen chicken buckets for the lady in lemon

Looking big enough to tit fuck the entire Southern States, Aretha Franklin turned up at an awards ceremony last night proclaiming that she’d had it with dieting.

Dieting later commented that it had had it with Aretha long before that.

‘For a long time I suffered so much trying to be what other people expected me to be and look like,’ said Urethra (though no one really believed her). 

‘I definitely was never meant to be a model type walking down a runway.’ Unless of course it was a catwalk show of new DFS sofas.

NB We would have more sympathy for Reet if she didn’t famously spend her entire life in her armchair watching her ‘stories’. 

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5 comments to “‘I spent decades starving myself to stay thin!’ says Aretha between KFC Family Buckets”

  1. Don’t know what it is but there’s something vile about La Franklin. Prolly because she had a vicar for a dad she thinks she’s holier than thou. Horrible vioce now, by the way.

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  2. This is clearly a case of eat or be eaten. She has always said she won’t tour because of her fear of flying, but methinks the pilot won’t let her on the plane no? I mean- look at her, she must be far heavier that Alliyahs weaves….and look what happend there.

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  3. That is fucking hilarious. I spat out my chocolate yule log.

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  4. I LOVE those Nutty Professor films. Oh.

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  5. I just see Jabba the Hut wearing his mum’s dress.

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