Whatever is Jesus doing in this shot?

 
The Lord giveth...

It’s not the real Jesus, silly. They didn’t even have decent cameras back in Jesus’ days so how could it be?

No, it’s Joseph Mawle, the actor who is to play Jesus in a new series on Her Majesty’s BBC caught during another BBC production called Clapham Junction where he played a paedophile who gets bummed by a 15-year-old boy. We likethed it not, by the way.

The Jesus series is called The Passion (oh, original) and will be a six-parter playing up to Easter next year with James Nesbit in the part of Pontius Pilate.

Oh, and if you want to see controversial moving pictures from the controversial (and shit) Clapham Junction, just go here. And if you want to see what Jesus looks like, go over the jump…

Here he is!
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6 comments to “Whatever is Jesus doing in this shot?”

  1. Am I the only mox who didn’t hate Clapham Junction? Something to do with Paul Nicholls dropping trow, methinks. Ooh, and then the next day I saw him in Tesco in Hampstead and he had a bushy beard. He bent down to pick up a copy of Ham and High and I saw his botty crack. I almost touched it.

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  2. Pilar- I think you may be the only one who liked it, which suggests to me that you like being bummed by 15 year old boys. By the way, I’m 15, wanna hook up?

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  3. I TOTALLY fancied the paedo. It was all my early teenage fantasies rolled into one.

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  4. Oh Me too Lulu- he was delicious. It reminded me of my youth, you know, hanging out the window and banging one out whilst watching the local paedo while smoking a fag.

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  5. I think I saw you in the corner of my eye….

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  6. Erm, what does it say about me that I want La Nicholls to shove an ashtray in my mouth and piddle on me?

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