‘I blame the Spice Girls for binge-drinking, sluttishness and happy slapping,’ says this lady, who wrote Life and Loves of a She-Devil. Fight!

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It is Fay Weldon, the feminist who chooses to write for the Daily Mail, the paper that is eaten up with the fear that somewhere somehow a woman is having fun!

Anyway, La Weldon, whose …She-Devil was a smash hit *does charades hand movements* book and TV series and film, reckons that the Spice Girls are responsible for the downfall of Western civilisation as we know it.

In her Daily Filth article, she charges them Spicies with…

The death of feminism (they’re just a bunch of working mums like everyone else, apparently. Is this what we fought for, ladies? Sorry, women?)

The death of romance (why fall in love when you can get a shag every weekend? Why indeed!)

Turning little girls into paedophile bait (erm, do paedophiles only fancy children dressed older than they really are then? Isn’t the appearance of innocence what does it for the paeds?)

And generally destroying everything… *national anthem starts playing* that was ever great about Great Britain, defiling our very flag *starts playing louder* with that dirty Geri dress and turning our young women *starts drowning out human communication altogether* into a nation of sluts and bulimics.

Oh. Not going to the O2 then, Fay?

 

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5 comments to “‘I blame the Spice Girls for binge-drinking, sluttishness and happy slapping,’ says this lady, who wrote Life and Loves of a She-Devil. Fight!”

  1. Well, if La Spices are responsible for binge drinking, sluttishness and happy slapping, I have a little bit more respect for them than I did five minutes ago, although I kind of hoped I had invented those three things.

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  2. I blame you for all those things, Pilar, if that helps.

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  3. If anyone is responsible for those things it’s Our Glorious Leader, and I can’t believe that some fat old cunt would say other wise. Why does Madonna NEVER get the recognition she so rightfully deserves?

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  4. I FUCKING KNOW!!! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.

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  5. Madge only knew about those things because I taught her. She learnt a lot from me. Except from sexing Sean Penn. I would never do that.

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