‘Eva Mendes is nice and good’ – Discuss

J'adoring your work, ma'am. 

You know how people who wear the fur off-of a pretty animal’s cruelly slaughtered dead back in order to look good even though they look like cunts are NOT VERY NICE PEOPLE? (Have you been to Italy recently? Those middle aged trouts with jowl to fat ankle-length mink coats who look like, well, cunts!) Anyways, Eva Mendes agrees. Hooray! Though we imagine her language is more PG.

*rapturous applause from (most of) the audience*

In conclusion, Eva Mendes is not only one o’ the nicest actresses in London’s glittering Hollywood, but is also kind to animals. And probably trees.

Oh yeah, that advert up there is being unveiled in New York’s Rockefeller Centre on *checks press release* Thursday. But exact time and location is not being revealed, as they’re trying to prevent a stampede of straight male gennelmens and lady lesbetrons who will mostly be there touching their front bottoms in an inappropriate fashion.

More Peta-ness here, btw. Thankings.

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4 comments to “‘Eva Mendes is nice and good’ – Discuss”

  1. LOVE Eva. Yey.

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  2. As a general rule of thumbness, I tend not to bum ladies, what with being made of lavender and all, but me likey Eva so much, I have made a mess in my pants. A white one.

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  3. J’adore Eva J’can’t get enough of her. Who is she? She looks like a mixture of Gina Gershwin & Amy WhiteLighteninghouse I think, which can’t be a bad thing, so I am jumping on board. Pilar- you’ve done a white one? Honey I’ve done a wet one

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  4. A great looking woman.

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