‘Ooh, Three Kings, is it 4 o’clock on the friggin’ nose already and we’ve still not had a (Christmas) sing song?’

Cliff off the telly.

Oui. And today, pop-pickers, we’ll mostly be sing-songing along to dirty God botherer Cliff Richard (or Cliff Richards, if you’re your mum) and his festive ditty, ‘Mistletoe and Wine’. Oh, you know you do. ‘Specially when he starts dancing like a knob at the end.

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3 comments to “‘Ooh, Three Kings, is it 4 o’clock on the friggin’ nose already and we’ve still not had a (Christmas) sing song?’”

  1. hahahahahahahahahahaha I love this!!! Guilty pleasure extraordinaire. Thank you boys.

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  2. I love Cliff Richard, he’s like a gulity pleasure for undesirables.

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  3. He was hot as a youth. Especially in Summer Holiday. I admit touching myself to that when my parents were out doing the weekly shop at Sainsbury’s.

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