Yeah, he’s got that funny sort of scar thing on his face.
Yes, he used to be ginge (probably still is).
And yes, if we knew anything about music we’d think he’s not that great a singer.
But we still get kind of excited by pictures like this. Even though we know he’s a virgin. At the age of 24. Indeed!
But can we point out a). the chest b). the arms c). the bum and d). the jaw-line.
The end. Thank you for coming.