Top notes of deep-fried ham ‘n’ cheese triangle, middle notes of Findus Crispy Pancakes, bottom notes of big posh prawns and dirty flange.

Close your mouth, dear.

Kerry off-of skank wants to launch her own smelly.

:-(

‘Parently, she’s allez-ing au France to begin the perfume-making process, which is ‘citing news indeed.

There now follows an artist’s impression of what Kerry Katona’s smelly will look like:

Eau du Skank

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4 comments to “Top notes of deep-fried ham ‘n’ cheese triangle, middle notes of Findus Crispy Pancakes, bottom notes of big posh prawns and dirty flange.”

  1. Oh how I love to hate Kerry Katona. What a daft little cunt she is. Not so little, actually. Cut out the deep fried nuggets, love.

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  2. I’m with Lulu. If there’s one person I hate more than Nadine Faggot, Terry Dwyer and Kate Thornton, it’s this council estate strumpet.

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  3. It’ll be like that musty home-fried burger smell trampy people have. The kind of smell that really rises when they’re wearing a wet coat. Like the fucking pikey next to me this morning on the train.

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