Kum quat?

Ricky Martin's arm.

What’s this? Has someone outed Ricky Martin off-of lady?

Let’s look at the evidence (straight from the real life gob of some gennelman called Ole Henriksen, who’s Ricky’s ‘aesthetician’. What the fuck’s an ‘aesthetician’? Honey, you’re a beauty therapist like the rest of ’em. Tsssssk. Anways, this Ole person was asked who he’d like to spend Santymas with. This was his answer¬†[NB. Why would anyone care?]):

‘I’d go for Stig Tofting (former Danish football player, ‘parently), but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin.’

*gasps from the audience*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, suckers! Literally. Probably. Maybe.

The end. It was fun, though, wasn’t it. Let’s do it all again very soon.

Now let’s look at Ricky Martin in his teeny tiny trunks…

And the rest.

ps. We got this thrilling news of a ‘mo ilk from here. Not here.

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6 comments to “Kum quat?”

  1. Funny.

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  2. People, he don’t need some freaking beauty therapist to inadvertantly tell us he’s a big ole gay – you only need to look at him.

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  3. ‘ad ‘im.

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  4. What is the point of him not being out. It’s not like it’s going to affect any imaginary record sales.

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  5. Hee hee, exactly. He may actually sell a few – you know, because someone somewhere may respect him rather than think he’s a cowardly moron who sets a bad example to ickle gay bambinos. Also, Latino gents like hisself have a tendency to balloon post-40, so he better get his act together quick-smart.

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  6. listen.. i don;t believe this. I mean, people – if Ricky Martin’s gay, then Jodie Foster is a lesbian! It is never going to happen really !

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