Look, children – Owen Wilson’s got a massive schlong! Hurrah!

Mummy, what is it?

Wouldn’t shit right for weeks. Sorry mother. 

Anyways plural, t’seems Owen off-of Wilson has a meaty member. Wanna know what sorta gennelman Woody Harrelson’s sporting down his panties? Oh go on then…

Woody's woody. Or not, as the case may be.

P’raps there’s a nip in the air. Then again, these things are known to grow to some considerable length.

*re-arrangles Marks’ briefs*

Oh, yeah, they’re in Peru to help poor people and do the sights. 

ps. What horrible pants.

pps. No seriously, what horrible pants.

ppps. Pics via here ‘n’ here. Ta muchos.

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5 comments to “Look, children – Owen Wilson’s got a massive schlong! Hurrah!”

  1. ‘Ad ’em both.

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  2. I would very much like to be sandwiched betwixt the two. You know, in a sexual relations fashion.

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  3. Suddenly, I am a fan of Owen Wilson. Note to self- add superficial to list of qualities. And as for Woody? he had me at Harelson. Talking of Woody- I have just got wood.

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  4. What is this, third world underwear? Come on kids!

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  5. Massive? Oh dear … you have low expectations.

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