Is that all your own penis inside of those Emporio Armani panties, David Beckham?

Bit dark, intit?

Judging by these pics, we think not. And these.

Anyways, that up there is the ad Davida’s done for Emporio Armani smalls that will be heading to a billboard near you soon-ish. ‘Tis kinda hot, even if the penis may or may not be of his own doing. 

*touches self*

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12 comments to “Is that all your own penis inside of those Emporio Armani panties, David Beckham?”

  1. The balls just seem a bit, well, pert. Someone needs to have a squeeze to decide.

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  2. is that his head on someone else’s body, perhaps

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  3. Oh i think you could be right – his tits seem bigger than normal.

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  4. He has no tits in real life. Still, looks nice. Obviously going direct for the gays.

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  5. I would like to cup those balls just as long as he doesn’t speak to me. That would break the spell.

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  6. Looks as is someone stole his package. Call Scotland Yard! Or better yet, Captain Jack from Torchwood.

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  7. […] Less blatant knobbage, but we approve all the same. Oh hello, etc. […]

  8. […] Unlike t’others, there ain’t a bulge in site. Fancy. […]

  9. […] Look at Chris Fountain, lumpen-trying-to-get-out-and-oh-look-it-already-has, attempting the David Beckham-Armani pose thing, in pants from Chapel Street Market and stomach courtesy of Gregs the Bakers. It’s from the latest ish of Scarlet magoizeen, a magoizeen we’re fond of ’cause it’s a bunch of fun and dirty with a capital ‘filth’, but by ‘eck ’n’ all that, we’d’ve insisted he drop a dress size or seven before letting him into our parlour. And he’s swish-swish-swishing around on Dollying on Ice at the mo. Who’d’ve thunk it, etc. […]

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