So apparently, Brad Pitt doesn’t have a big front bottom. So says Juliette Lewis, who’s touched it.

I know it's in there somewhere...

There now follows a story involving Juliette Lewis, some shandy booze, a tale of anecdotal proportions, and Brad Pitt’s penis:

Imagine the scene… Juliette Lewis, post-gig in Seattle, at the bar with her band The Licks. You know, drinking.

Some bloke comes up to her and goes, ‘Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?’

Her response? ‘He was no… big deal, if ya know what I mean.’

The shouty guy’s bots mots in reply? ‘Are you saying Brad was the Pitts?’

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, funny.

In conclusion: Brad’s ex was pissed, some bloke was doing his best Noel Coward to glittering effect, someone else heard, and the National Enquirer (who knew) got wind of it.

True story. These people told us.

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7 comments to “So apparently, Brad Pitt doesn’t have a big front bottom. So says Juliette Lewis, who’s touched it.”

  1. So long as it’s more than a mouthful…

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  2. Whilst a big penis is generally preferable, I find if the rest of the package is up to speed, then I’ll get over a less-than-perfect front bottom. Thank you.

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  3. Bearing in mind we’ve all seen it tons of times, this whole article seems a little pointless.

    Cant we go back to slagging off Kylie as normal?

    http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/07/28/paris-hilton-naked-as-the-day-she-was-born/

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  4. That link is to Little Brad in case people still havent seen it. Yuck. Cut.

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  5. I don’t care how big or small the Pitt’s winky is, I’d still rather not.

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  6. I’m in two minds about his gentleman. I find I’d like him to have a bigger nose or something.

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  7. Sometimes it’s really not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. I would do him, wether he be needle dick the bug fucker or have a horse like quliaty in the trouser department. He is Brad Freaking Pitt y’all, and I want him to be inside me,be deep, or not so much. And if it was too small, we could alway get Ange to get a Jan Dildo out.

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