It’s after Jumpy, naturally. Some things you may like to make a note of include:
– It stars Hayden Christensen off-of cute and the shit Star Wars filmic devices.
– Also stars Jamie Bell off-of dancing like a girl.
– Nowt to do with chunky knits, ‘parently. As in one who jumps. HC’s, like, got special powers and can *whispers* teleport himself places. Then there’s like a WAR between fellow jumpers that’s very exciting and may make you have a wet wee inside your lily white pants.
– It’s out on Valentine’s Day. Ish.
– And c) and d)