Who wants to see the trailer for a moving picture called Jumper? Go on then…

The Gap do a very nice line in chunky knits...

It’s after Jumpy, naturally. Some things you may like to make a note of include:

– It stars Hayden Christensen off-of cute and the shit Star Wars filmic devices.

– Also stars Jamie Bell off-of dancing like a girl.

– Nowt to do with chunky knits, ‘parently. As in one who jumps. HC’s, like, got special powers and can *whispers* teleport himself places. Then there’s like a WAR between fellow jumpers that’s very exciting and may make you have a wet wee inside your lily white pants.

– It’s out on Valentine’s Day. Ish.

– And c) and d)

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2 comments to “Who wants to see the trailer for a moving picture called Jumper? Go on then…”

  1. ooooooooh, looks fun.

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  2. […] It’s the March ish, and after Jumpy you’ll see another pic of Hayden. He’s flogging his new moving picture, Jumper. Jonathan Ross says it’s a crap film. We’ll let someone else be the judge of that. […]

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