Behold! Johnny Depp on t’cover of the latest Esquire magoizeen. S’nice.

Nice tash.

Just thought we’d mention it.

Bye.

Oh actually, whilst you’re here – bad wrist band thing. V dolly gay circa 2004. Aussi, is that eyeliner? Or has someone been playing the shoe polish on the binoculars game again…!

ps. $3.99? Bargainous.

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6 comments to “Behold! Johnny Depp on t’cover of the latest Esquire magoizeen. S’nice.”

  1. Controversial, but I don’t find this man sexy. In fact, I find him asexual. Also, he’s like, what, 44 and still looks like a 21-year-old…? I find the Dorian Grey look creepy. It’s true. Ask my Mum.

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  2. I don’t quite la Johnny either actually. He’s qutie a bad actor and just dresses it up with what we’re supposed to assume is European sophistication. Only that shit don’t work on us Europeans. He’s a fraud, I tell you, a fraud, sir.

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  3. I with Y’all- I just don’t get the whole Johnny Depp thing. The only time I found him attractive was in Edward Scissor Hands, and that’s just because he would have been able to do me a marveloss flock of seagulls hairdo.

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  4. He’s shit and looks dirty. And can’t act. Or sing. And wears bad clothes. And goes out with a girl you could drive a truck through the gap in her front teeth.

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  5. What a boring shot. and I thought he was quite good in Nightmare on Elm street. it’s been downhill all the way since then.

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  6. I’d do him. But then, I’d also do Johnny Vegas, so who am I to talk?

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