Tonight Matthew, Kylie will be…

 
Trout pout-tastic

Leslie Ash. Yep, she of trout pout fame. The unluckiest woman in the world. The one whose lip surgery went frightfully wrong and who then ‘fell out of bed’ only to contract MRSA or C Dif or whatever the hot new superbug is when she went to hospital to be patched up.

Anyways, having already channelled Madonna and Brigitte Bardot and Marilyn and lots of other women much better looking than her, this is Kylie at some show in Austria of all places. And this is Leslie Ash…

I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
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15 comments to “Tonight Matthew, Kylie will be…”

  1. Un. Canny.

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  2. Only a gaylord would claim Madonna to be ‘better looking’ than Kylie. Ask any hetrosexual bloke – Madonna is about as ‘sexy’ as herpes.

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  3. Gaylord? What are you, three years old?

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  4. Exactly – Snuff, you’re obviously a cock.

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  5. Lorra & Northern Bastard: point proven.

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  6. Kylie Minogue is SO tired, that she ought to wearing pyjamas. And Snuff? Honey- snuff of you big old gaylord.

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  7. Hee hee, he said gaylord. Ooh, there’s a restaurant near my office called Gaylord, but I don’t think it’s got anything to do with moxes. And another thing, Kylie also looks a bit Toyah Wilcox.

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  8. What point have you proven exactly, Snuff – that you’re retarded? They’re not saying either’s better looking you total spaz, they’re merely saying you’re immature and a total knob for calling people ‘gaylord’. Just stick your fist up your arse and brush away the cobwebs, then your brain may have room to function.

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  9. you people on here are just SO ANGRY!!! Merry Christmas

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  10. I ain’t angry. In fact, I’m so full of festive cheer I have a semi. But I too have very little time for retards (I do have some, however, coz my momma always told me to be nice to those less fortunate than ourselves).
    ps. Is that the Gaylord in Soho, Pilar? If it’s the same one, it’s near my office too. Who’d ever have thought it.

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  11. I have an Asian supermarket near me called Gayatri, but unfortunatley, there was no crisco or lube of anykind to be found, so it was back to good ole beef dripping that day. I’m full of Christmas Queer too Lulu, I may start singing the 12 gays of Christmas.

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  12. I wish you would.
    *five, soiled, rings*
    etc

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  13. Jesus – I hadn’t realise the term ‘gaylord’ (said by a gaylord) was so offensive in web-mong circles these days. Two words Crankie; ‘fuck’ and ‘off’.

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  14. Gays who use the term ‘gaylord’ are obviously self-loathing and should’ve tried harder at school.

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  15. Kylie is a lot more attractive than Madonna and Leslie Ash!

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